joey

joey
1. (Joey) (3197↑, 1455↓)
The hottest sexiest thing alive. I wanna lick his face off.

I wish my boyfriend was a Joey. I know don't we all?

2. (joey) (999↑, 622↓)
A term for baby kangaroo. But not only that, it is Australian slang for a person usually youn, who is very bouncy, energetic, and sometimes may act a little violent and crazy

I was at the bar hittin on some damn Joey's girlfriend and he hit me in the face\!

3. (joey) (1133↑, 944↓)
Brit slang. Insult. Term used to denote someone who has performed an act of unparalelled stupidity. The name is an abbreviation of a highly publicised sufferer of cerebral palsy in the 1980's called Joey Deacon. His name lives on in playgrounds and workplaces across the country everytime someone fails to engage their brain. Insult often combined with a forcing of the tongue firmly into the lower lip with an accompanying "mmmmmmmuuhh" sound.

"Mate, you won't believe what Dave just did" "What?" "He just sent a text message to his girlfriend Monica telling her that he can still smell her twat on his fingers from last night." "So?" "He sent the message to the other 'M' in his phone book by mistake. He's on the phone to his mother now trying to explain." "Hahahaha. What a fucking Joey."

4. (joey) (537↑, 364↓)
irish origin,means that he is better than you at everything just the coolest name in the world

joey is the coolest person ever

Author: drew halbaken http://joey.urbanup.com/2789065
5. (joey) (797↑, 624↓)
irish for big dick american slang for likes to mess with total assholes usually a spazz

dude did you hear what jack did to old man jenkins? no... shut up and tell me\! he put on a speedo and did that "party boy " thing from jackass then kicked him in balls\! haha, what a joey

6. (Joey) (216↑, 76↓)
Joey - a man who takes your breath away everytime you see him. Your thoughts leave your head and your instincts take over, leaving you vulnerable and willing to follow his command. If you are ever lucky enough to wake up next to this man, you know you finally are HOME and your heart will finally rest easier.

Someday I'll wake up with my Joey.

7. (Joey) (387↑, 273↓)
slang for Big dick; Joey and the twins, or Dr Joey and the paramedics

Dr Joey is ready for his surgery tonight

8. (joey) (119↑, 30↓)
A dependable friend and someone who'll always be there for someone they care about. The life of the party and hilarious. A little too perverted at times but its funny so it all works out. Always knows how to cheer someone up. A hard worker with a little too much on their plate but they try their best. Sometimes a joey needs a good friend to remind them its all worth it.

I was having a bad night until i got online and talked to him. he's such a joey

Author: \<\<\<\<\<\<4 http://joey.urbanup.com/4734532
9. (joey) (174↑, 101↓)
a hot guy who has a massive dick also can be refered to as a "chick magnet"

Hus that?. hes a joey

Author: bob's ur dad http://joey.urbanup.com/3329505
10. (joey) (112↑, 62↓)
A guy with a huge dick, usually out going and cool\! Joey's are usually hillarious, and very good in bed. and wanted by all women and always dates very hot girls older then him\!

all joeys

Author: kfjsklfhslkhslfhsfhsjfhsjf http://joey.urbanup.com/3928260
11. (Joey) (78↑, 28↓)
An intelligent, incredible sexy, and wonderful human being. Joey has the habit of breaking everything down and making things complicated. However, it makes him even more adorable. Joey has a great sense of humor and can always make you laugh. Hours feel like seconds when you're talking to Joey.Joey is also a stud muffin, being far from Joey can be extremely difficult. Joey is the sweetest gentlemen and utterly irresistable. Joey will make you smile like a fool.

Joey is the best thing that has happened to me.

Author: katester3000 http://joey.urbanup.com/4759867
12. (joey) (66↑, 25↓)
probably the most spectacular guy ever. tends to look like a hotter version of emile hirsch. plus, he's named after a baby kangaroo, so yeah, be jealous.

Is that Emile Hirsch? No, idiot, it's Joey.

13. (joey) (70↑, 30↓)
A baby kangaroo. A sandwich. An adorable guy i just met and hardly know.

Joeys can be found sleeping soundly in their mothers' pouch. One part smile, 2 parts happiness. Girl 1: Dude, i totally met this Joey the other day. Girl 2: Yea\! That adorable, intriguing guy.

14. (Joey) (74↑, 45↓)
The most cutest, heavenly, sweet treatiest, scrumptious, nicest, blissful thing the world has ever seen... and is not a fat ugly australian\!\!

Joey is cooler than james bond.

Author: coolperson233333 http://joey.urbanup.com/3883869
15. (Joey) (34↑, 15↓)
commonly seen in a green hoodie and grey trackie bottom. a boy who thinks he's too G to be called joe. this boy thinks he's pretty fly for a white guy.

"look at joey in his fly clothes" "ahh sik call me joey" "joey's looking pretty randy today"

16. (joey) (24↑, 7↓)
the hottest guy around all the girls look at him and want to get in his pants. but he only gives one nightstands

look at joey over there i want to get in his pant another girl:he only gives one nights but they are amazing you sould try it

Author: vjj in pants http://joey.urbanup.com/4984751
17. (Joey) (25↑, 8↓)
1. A baby male kangaroo. 2. Actual name of "The Most Interesting Man in the World," seen in various Dos Equis beverage commercials. 3. A male who is cool, calculated, sexy, and is ridiculously loaded, both in his pockets and in his pants.

Girl 1: Why are you in a wheelchair? Girl 2: (Panting) J-J-Joey..... ;D Girl 1: Understandable.

18. (Joey) (19↑, 5↓)
1. A young kangaroo, still in its mother's pouch 2. Coffee (joe) that gives you the energy to bounce around, like a kangaroo 3. French slang for "j'adore lui" ("I love him") 4. While not often used, the word "Joey" can also mean a wonderful boyfriend. This rare specimen is tall, dark, and handsome, and while not in peak physical condition, is always warm and great to cuddle with. He is extremely devoted to those he cares about and will listen to and try to fix their problems. If you're lucky enough, he will kiss you and make everything okay.

4. Once you find a Joey, you're set for life

19. (Joey) (23↑, 9↓)
A competitive boy with a unique sense of compassion for everyone around him who is sexy enough to be the spawn of Rob Lowe. He's usually very serene and collected and helps his friends be the same, but when highly agitated his emotions tend to take over. He's like a perfect big brother to everyone. All the girls want him more than they want anything because when he takes his shirt off, it's like heaven embodied in a single man.

girl 1: I wish I had my own Joey girl 2: Don't we all\!

20. (Joey) (19↑, 6↓)
Synonyms: [Squirtle], [Squikachu], Joeh. The most amazing guy ever to walk the face of the planet. I could go on an on about him for hours. He will understand all your inside jokes, do awesome ninja activities with you, and just be all around excellent. He will even go so far as to dance Disco with you in matching outfits, even if he looks insane. If you EVER get lucky enough to snag a Joey, keep him around. You won't regret it.

Girl one: I have a date with Joey tonight Girl two: OMG are you going to be ninjas? Girl one: what else would we do?

Author: dancingmaniac2 http://joey.urbanup.com/4753857
21. (Joey) (23↑, 11↓)
1) A "Joey" is the ultimate compliment. Someone you trust with your own Joey life. A true Joey, is the ultimate best friend. To reach absolute Joey status, you must prove your worthiness. 2) A term for excitment. Antonym: Frankie. YOUR WORST ENIMIE. DO NOT TRUST THIS FRANKIE. IF ONE COME BY YOU, RUN DIRECTLY TO YOUR JOEY AND DO NOT LOOK BACK.

1) "Joeeeeey\! How ya doin today, Joey?\!" "I love you, bestest joey\!" "Joe-fo-shoo." "Numba 1 Joey\!\!" 2)"Joey\!" Same as saying "Nice\!"

22. (Joey) (16↑, 5↓)
usually refers to a male New Yorker, or male italian. A "joey" is generally goofy, attractive, has several baby-mamas, likes leather clothing (jackets, gloves, even pants), bred specificaly for mafia families, enjoys looking at himself in the mirror...ANY mirror, has a diet inclusive of only pizza. Oh, and amazingly well-hung.

I'm sick of dating Joeys. My cousin thinks like a Joey.

23. (Joey) (24↑, 13↓)
a man who lives with a bunch of females. Has a lot of hobbies and toys. Likes to look good, but not afraid to get dirty. Center of attention at gatherings and always willing to grab a mike and entertain the crowd. Loves his family and has good values. Known to have a short fuse, but his bark is bigger than his bite. Likes guns, Whataburger, and a good pair of boots.

[firefight'n Joey]

24. (Joey) (14↑, 6↓)
A Maryland cartoon addicted, game player glued to the bed watching Phineas & Ferb. A freaking adorkable guy who is everyone's diy psychiatrist. Watch out for this witty but charming masterful minded creature. When you are down he can bounce you back up with his quirky sense of humor. This nakid,moccasin wearing,faux hawk sporting is always telling you that he is freaking adorable with a pose and grin can also be taken the wrong way. He also has a dominate voice that is a complete turn on. Beware: he will chizzle that wall to get into your heart. He has a weakness for a woman's legs and ass.

Joey :I'm freakin adorable

25. (Joey) (11↑, 4↓)
One Sexy Person That Gets All The Ladies And A Very Cool [Person] Particularly Named Joseph Or Josef

[Joey] looked so sexy yesterday. Everybody knows Joey duhh. Oh Joey? Yea he gets all of the ladies

Author: joeyrobinson http://joey.urbanup.com/5303471
26. (Joey) (12↑, 5↓)
A person or thing that is quite intelligent but is a complete smartass most of the time. Enjoys making fun of tools and can be a douchebag to people who are completely ignorant and stupid. Joey's are usually fun to talk to and can have vital information available about a vast amount of things. If you meet one, do not act retarded or you will lose self esteem.

Tonio: Wow your a hipocrate Joey: Hyporcrite*

27. (Joey) (11↑, 6↓)
a very sexy thang that is the hottest thing alive. :) Looks sorta tanned and make u wanna lick him till he turns white. Hes cute and nice, talks like a bunny, but damm he so sexy. Hes happy like every day and the best person you have ever met. ALSO VERY ABLICIOUS.

MAN 1: "oh DAANG DAAANG u see that hot guy ther" MAN 2: "O ya.. hes just too hot man, a JOEY" girl 1: "omg a bunch of pure bliss, goodness, shininess, and a hint of mexican all right there BABAY." Man 1 and 2: "Yeh MAN\!"

28. (Joey) (6↑, 2↓)
Joey- an amazing guy with great eyes, he's very charming and all the girls chase after him. he's loyal and loving. Joey is an amazing kisser and knows the right things to say at the right moment. He has a great body, and is extremely funny. He is full of suprises, and hates the word band-aid because he thinks its bandage. joey has an amazing immitaion austrailian accent and always makes me laugh. **GIRLS** if a Joey ever gets mad, dont let him walk away, always chase after him and make everything alright. trust me you dont want to lose him. he'll be the best thing you'll ever find....

joey- hey you :) maddie- hey :) joey- i have a suprise for you.... maddie- whatt?? joey- will you go out with me? maddie- yes\!

Author: m&ms are good http://joey.urbanup.com/6030794
29. (joey) (27↑, 24↓)
that kid. the dirty one. the one that makes you wanna kick a babies head off. the one whose hair looks like a fucking rats nest. the one whose overconfident and thinks hes way too good for anyone. the one who thinks he can get girls..but girls are afraid he has a poon. the one who when you look at him suicide runs through your mind.

dude stop being such a joey. no one likes a joey.

Author: wink at me im hott http://joey.urbanup.com/5533393
30. (joey) (8↑, 5↓)
Slang for chewing tobacco. picture the tobacco as the baby "joey" kangaroo and you are the mother...you set the joey in the pouch between your lip and gums and enjoy its presence.

I need a Joey right now Wheres my Joey?

31. (Joey) (10↑, 7↓)
A really sweet guy with gorgeous blue eyes and blond hair. He will take your breathe away just looking at him. he will make your heart skip beats when he touches you and put a smile on your face on your hardest days.

Joey is the sweetest guy ive ever met

32. (Joey) (46↑, 44↓)
An adult male between 18-35, usually of Italian-American heritage, from the greater NYC metro area, including but not limited to Long Island, Westchester, Northern New Jersey, and Yonkers. Joeys can be distinguished by their clothes; the most important characteristic is a black leather jacket worn over either an expensive plain white or black t-shirt. Gold chains and rings and expensive jeans are also commonly found on the Joey. Hair is generally slicked back, although Joeys have occasionally been spotted with gelled spikes. Joeys tend to display characteristics of bravado, and a substantially well developed ego. Joeys, as a rule are self-serious and highly concerned with their image; self deprecation, goofiness and/or doubt are mutually exclusive with the Joey. Joeys tend to travel in BMW 3 series sedans, Cadillac Esaclades and Ford Expeditions, or other SUVs, generally with dark tinted windows, and rap music playing; this trait varies with outside influences and income however. Volvos, Station Wagons, Hybrids, Pickups and Non-European compact cars are also mutually exclusive with the Joey. Common places to spot Joeys during warm weather months include the Jersey Shore, and The Hamptons. During winter months, Hunter Mountain and Killington are favorite Joey gathering places. Joeys tend to ski poorly, and usually under the influence of Budweiser or Vodka. Joeys also tend to ski in the aforementioned leather jacket and jeans. While sometimes displaying traits of meatheadedness, the Joey is generally an earnest specie and an entertaining contributor to most social gatherings. However, it should be noted that Joeys do not generally respond well to the presence of Hippies, Hipster/Intellectuals or Homosexuals There have been reports of a western variety known as the "Denver Joey" but reports have not yet been confirmed, pending research.

"Vinny", 22, A communications major at Suny Albany. Originally from Roslyn, Vinny drives a black '97 Grand Cherokee with tinted windows. Vinny is a fan of the Islanders, the Jets, "Boston Sucks" shirts and the phrase "Strong Island." Mikey is counting the minutes until he can leave upstate and get back home.

33. (Joey) (1↑, 0↓)
1. A very unkind man 2. Normally tall 3. Gets very mad easily/ Will sometimes be named a drama queen 4. Just plain mean

Did you hear? He just TOLD her she was ugly. Wow what a Joey\!

Author: qwertyuioppoiuytrewqasdfghjk http://joey.urbanup.com/6325888
34. (Joey) (2↑, 1↓)
Joey is a boy name, but SOMETIMES a girl one\! Joey is a nice, blonde blue eyes, sexy, hot girl. She loves attention and is very modest. You could say she's perfect, 'cause she almost is, but one thing is her being TOO FRIENDLY with other guys, sometimes it's worrying 'cuz she's so pretty\! She is bisexual, but mostly guys. She loves rap and RnB. She has the voice of a goddess and has the moste amazing 1000 dollar smile EVER. she is sensible to poverty, sick and dying.

Guy 1: "Im going out with this REALLY hot chick, but she's not like your girlfriend... I don't know, yours just is so... better." Guy 2: "Joey is mine. I was lucky enough to charm her. TOO BAD\! suckeeeer\!"

Author: JustAGuy.... http://joey.urbanup.com/6095562
35. (Joey) (0↑, 0↓)
A short, rodent looking male with female fingernails. He is also quite annoying most of the time, but is an amazing drawer. He is very perverted and kisses up to everyone.

Person 1: He, have you seen that kid's fingernails? Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Joey\!

36. (Joey) (3↑, 4↓)
Joey is known to being a unique girl like her name. Joey is a girl you'll never find any where else. She is beautiful, smart, and sweet, and innocent looking but despite of her innocent looks pull one wrong move and you'll end up in a hospital. To strangers she may be rude at first but as you go in deeper you'll find there much more than her some what big mouth. She keeps promises and secrets even if it means deathly consiquences (no reallly) and is always there to give out a hand. She's is also known as the "mature" type of person with there moments that they end up acting like a five year old kid. To some people she may seem flawless but like any human she isn't perfect, she has a short fuse and will ask for respect. Not only that but DOES NOT get along with many girls as she says " I don't need to have lying sluts with me I know my brothas will always have my back" No matter what, I know that she'll always be one of the boys\<3

Beverly: Ugh did you see Joey today? She's always hanging out with guys\! What a slut\! *Beverly gets tapped in the shoulder, turns around* Joey: You do know I only hang out with guys to get away from bitches like you, right? Oh and next time your gonna talk crap make sure I'm not in a hearing distance. *Punches Beverly in the face*

Author: honnneybunns http://joey.urbanup.com/5999983
37. (Joey) (3↑, 4↓)
A troll, jackass, pretentious, bastard. Talented to the highest in lying. Self centered piece of shit with an arrogant attitude. Despite all flaws, is still something you're highly anxious to crawl into bed with any chance you get. Reigns supreme in giving you the hottest sex hair of your life with the added benefit of the most amazing arctic sky colored eyes staring back at you. But still a major asshole.

My boyfriend is such a Joey, he'd be out on his ass so fast his head would spin if it weren't for the [poundings].

Author: SheenIsWinning http://joey.urbanup.com/5901354
38. (Joey) (0↑, 5↓)
Usually a boy's name, but occasionally an AWESOME girl's name. The female version would most likely be really hot and super talented. She would also be an expert in the ancient art of Druken Monkey Kung-fu. She would occasionally pass gas in public, but it is ok, she is Joey.

Guy: Dude, what's that smell? Guy\#2: I think that super hot girl just let one rip. Guy: Really? You think so? Guy\#2: Yeah, but it's ok, she is Joey.

39. (Joey) (3↑, 8↓)
An argument specialist who is made of awesome and also win, no matter what the argument a Joey wins by default because they are just that brilliant, some may also consider a Joey to be a troll.

ok ok you win you are such a Joey

40. (Joey) (12↑, 18↓)
A gay fag.

Damn see that guy over there, well that's Joey... Dang\! He's so gay\! That's because... Well he's a Joey.

41. (Joey) (14↑, 20↓)
A guy who takes your care packages in MW2, especially when they're harrier airstrikes. Typically considered a jerk.

Person 1: Dude you took my FUCKING CARE PACKAGE, you're such a jerk joey. Person 2: Dude w/e, don't be such a [debbie downer].

Author: xMrSprinkles56x http://joey.urbanup.com/4485296
42. (Joey) (6↑, 13↓)
Gay

Wow, you're so totally joey\!

43. (Joey) (5↑, 12↓)
Joey: [New England] [ski bum] slang for a New Yorker/New Jersey/Connecticut tourist. Usually identified by: Rental boots and skis with jeans tucked in and an unzipped jacket OR the most expensive off-the-rack ski-boot-binding setup available, usually beautiful GS or Pow ski being wildly under-appreciated in a power-wedge. Also involves loud voices, obnoxious accents, and they are usually all named Joey. Girls come compete with fur accessories and way too much make-up. Trademark: the Joey Tuck--legs splayed in a wedge, ass in the air, poles sticking straight up, way out of control. Basically New England's own special kind of [gaper] who think they're hot shit. Also, they have no idea how to drive on snowy roads or any road that isn't paved. Or even roads without at least 5 lanes of traffic. Synonyms: [gaper] [flatlander] [gaper gap] [tourist] Antonyms: [ski bum] [powder hound] [snow whore] [local]

"Dude, look at that swarm of Joeys sitting in the landing\!" "A out of control Joey took out a kid in my lesson today." "I had to serve a family of Joeys today, thank god they tipped well."

44. (joey) (54↑, 61↓)
noun, the male equivalent of [camel toe]. Originates from the term for a baby kangaroo, a marsupial, that rides in a pouch, akin to the pouch formed by the cock and balls in sweat pants, gym shorts, and/or pajamas.

"Fool, put on some new pants or else you will show Moelinda your joey." "My joey grows only for your camel toe." "The gym today was a joey buffet."

45. (joey) (33↑, 40↓)
a cool rocker with cool hair that can't stand white boys that rap.

Bob- Yo Joey\! I just got the new 50 cent album\! It's gangsta\! Joey- Wow, you have got to be kidding me. I think you forgot that your a white boy, Bob.

Author: D.Athentoino http://joey.urbanup.com/2297759
46. (joey) (106↑, 117↓)
-an asshole who breaks hearts. -plays girls. -and just generally wants to get some. -yet he doesn't believe in "hitting and quitting". -dick face. WARNING: don't fall for one of these, they won't catch you.

"hey whats wrong?" "oh im getting played by a joey."

Author: cgarmyroyaoce http://joey.urbanup.com/3310010
47. (Joey) (4↑, 16↓)
A really ugly, chubby kid. Dates ugly girls and never gets anywhere with them. Is usually obsessed with video game and does nothing but sit around and play them.

Man everyone hates [Joey], all he does is play video games\!

48. (Joey) (26↑, 38↓)
ecstacy pill, coined after revelations that Andrew "joey" John's had been caught in possession of an ecstacy pill in London.

"hey man, you gettin on the joey's tonight or what"

49. (joey) (2↑, 15↓)
A superb being. The grandest of all women.

I saw a Joey last night, and boy was she freakin awesome\!

50. (joey) (11↑, 24↓)
a young Asian man, who lives in Indiana and is discovering he is the chosen one, an ancient Korean samurai warrior who is destined to save man kind\!

Man 1- do you know joey? Man 2- Yes the gods chose him as the chosen one\! Man 1- He will save man kind

Author: thedarkflyinghorse http://joey.urbanup.com/4340353
51. (joey) (34↑, 47↓)
To jerk off; beat off; masturbate.

"Power's not coming out tonight." "He's probably joeying."

Author: Basic Knowledge http://joey.urbanup.com/3015770
52. (Joey) (32↑, 45↓)
A Feminine "male" who is girlish enough to be "metro", yet too "manly" to be gay. Or so the Joey says. .

"Like. .Ohmigosh, he is SUCH a Joey with that man-purse of his. ."

Author: Anonymousasyourmom http://joey.urbanup.com/2330018
53. (Joey) (9↑, 23↓)
A retarded skiier that's usually a tourist, and even more often a kid under 9 years old. They have a Joey Gap, Joey Tuck, and a Joey Wobble. They also seem to love to ruin jumps...

Guy 1 on a chairlift: Dude look at that bad skiier Guy 2 on the same chairlift: Wow what a joey\!

Author: pintsizeslash3r http://joey.urbanup.com/4519728
54. (joey) (12↑, 27↓)
a gay boy who tries to cover up by asking out my girlfriend over and over again . he wont give up even though i will kick his ass if he doesnt stop.. no one likes him and eh thinks hes the shit .

joey is a faggot

Author: haha joey is gay http://joey.urbanup.com/4450713
55. (Joey) (7↑, 22↓)
A man's best friend. The action of getting a BJ while watching TV. You sit on the couch and your girlfriend (or in some cases your boyfriend) gives you head while you watch you favorite cartoon show. You can also use her head as a table for all those snacks you bring with you.

I just got a joey while I was watching Full House with my favorite actor Bob Saget\!\!\!

Author: Mr Joey The Hoey http://joey.urbanup.com/4012284
56. (Joey) (4↑, 20↓)
A man who eats everything he finds. Currently weighs close to 2500 pounds after going on a diet. Was adopted by God Zilla at the age of six and is said to be blamed for the sudden disappearance of King Kong after the early 2000's. Last known whereabouts were in a federal penitentiary that he was working furiously to eat his way out.

Guard: "Joey has almost eaten his way out\!" Warden: "Rebuild the wall, quickly\! But make sure that he doesn't eat the construction workers too""

Author: Man who lost his keys http://joey.urbanup.com/4835427
57. (Joey) (10↑, 26↓)
a douche bag - loud mouth - bullshiter - doesn't understand english that well, or he just cannot use the language properly - no one likes them - and they have a big personality to make up for his tiny penis.

"you know who sucks, that joey kid"

58. (Joey) (3↑, 19↓)
Really hard working guy, that says too much too often. Complete target for gay jokes, but he kind of likes it and might have a gambling problem.

Did you just hug your boss? You are such a Joey.

Author: lovin urbandictionary.com http://joey.urbanup.com/4623447
59. (Joey) (28↑, 45↓)
A rather annoying individual who relies too much on others to form his own opinions. A Joey tends to duplicate others extremely well. Also, Joeys tends to lack the maturity level of those around him, which repels fellow people near his age group.

Person Near Age Level: God DAMN\! Grow up Joey, do it yourself\! It's like everything I do gets copied by you\! Joey: What are you talking about? I'm old enough to make my own decisions. Person Near Age Level: omg I'm about to commit suicide. Joey: Can I join? ------------------------------------------ Spongebob: Say, you're pretty good. Patrick: Thanks. Spongebob: HAH\! Patrick: HAH\! Spongebob: Darn. Patrick: Darn. Spongebob: Mary had a.... Patrick: Mary had a..... Spongebob: ...little lamb who's fleece was white as Patrick: ....little lamb who's fleece was white as Spongebob + Patrick: PICKLED FISHSTICKS\!

Author: maximumpwnage1337133713371337 http://joey.urbanup.com/3930815
60. (joey) (81↑, 99↓)
a scene mexican who enjoys eating burritos in private and has a fetish for mowing lawns

"your maid is such a joey" "dont talk to him, he's a joey" "you better slow down on the burritos there buddy, you might turn into a joey"

Author: Joey's boyfriend http://joey.urbanup.com/2156221
61. (Joey) (8↑, 30↓)
A person of western lineage who comes to Asia to pay for sex. Derived from soldiers(or GI Joes) who stayed in Asia following the Vietnam War and took Asian wives or girl friends. In contemporary usage, Joey refers to patrons of the Asian sex industry.

Maggie noticed a healthy population of shirtless, sagging Joeys on the beach, fawning and cooing their younger lady friends, happy to oblige at a rate of $30 US per day.

Author: Joseph Johns http://joey.urbanup.com/3391926
62. (joey) (13↑, 35↓)
noun- Slang for an extremely inexperienced skier riding in an unusual way most likely in a wide criss-cross pattern taking up most of the trail; usually of young age yet there have been sightings of older joeys. Also look up: joey bumps; joey twist; joey hill.

I was just up on Black Bear. Yeah? How was it? Well, if it weren't for some joeys it would have been nice.

Author: Kevin O'Such http://joey.urbanup.com/2825496
63. (joey) (21↑, 44↓)
to borrow money from someone and then borrow money from someone else to pay of the previous lender and so on always in reduced value until u pretty much owe the last lender a hug, [cheapskate], [cheap], [miser], [petty], [brassy] One of our friends who was named Joey would borrow money to pay for dinner and then say he owed that guy a beer. Then he would borrow money from the next guy to pay of the previous lender and would owe this guy a muffin. Until the last guy he owed was a hug or a thanks.

Hey\! He pulled of a joey on us. That taxi dude pulled of a Joey. Stop joeying with us\!\!\!

Author: Jacob Balthazar http://joey.urbanup.com/2849966
64. (joey) (12↑, 35↓)
a 'Spastic'; someone of subnormal intelligence.

see 'Joey Deacon', of Blue Peter fame Circa 1981

Author: James Coppard http://joey.urbanup.com/1327886
65. (joey) (82↑, 107↓)
man boobs...of course aptly named so because an ex member of a very popular sitcom had a considerable pair.

person one : 'wow man, I havent had any pussy in 1 year\! what do you think is wrong?' person two : 'erm its pretty simple dude, you have an epic pair of joey's'

Author: the man with the golden bun http://joey.urbanup.com/3024543
66. (Joey) (8↑, 35↓)
A small bird such as a budgie or a bluejay.

Did you just see that Joey attack that man for his food?\!

Author: greengiraffe22 http://joey.urbanup.com/3160186
67. (joey) (10↑, 37↓)
what you call a youth from New Jersey, New York, Connecticut who is visiting the Ski areas of Southern vermont

Hey look at that Joey, what a dork, or on many occasions, from which the name comes, you will hear a loud voice shouting, "Joooooeeeeeeyyyyy", I am assuming, for the child to return to the brood.

68. (joey) (9↑, 37↓)
person from Massachusetts who travels to New Hampshire solely to take up space and look at foliage in the fall

Look at that douche looking at leaves. He's such a joey.

69. (Joey) (14↑, 42↓)
1. the one and only jew. 2.he has a nice asshole, it is lickable. all can resist him but jimmy proper risk.

JOEYS LOVES FELICIA\!\!

70. (Joey) (10↑, 39↓)
One who's knees buckle under them, also dances and sings uncontrollably.

Don't be a Joey tonight.

Author: I know who I am http://joey.urbanup.com/2845268
71. (Joey) (25↑, 54↓)
A rather stupid, shallow character from Friends.

I hurt my Joey's apple\!

Author: SosieBiallissimo http://joey.urbanup.com/2549183
72. (Joey) (49↑, 79↓)
An Australian term for a homosexual man who is unpleasantly fat and un-attractive.

Girl: Seeing a Joey at the club last night almost made me want to turn lesbian.

73. (joey) (27↑, 57↓)
Fat person or thing. Often addicted to Tim Hortons and McDonald's, they generally eat constantly. Can also be used as an adjective.

My friend's cat is a joey.

74. (Joey) (42↑, 72↓)
1.Baby kangaroo 2.Duck lover

1. A joey just popped out of that kangaroo\! 2.Yea what can i say, I am a joey.

75. (joey) (10↑, 41↓)
A tall, lanky jackass who thinks he is the "shit" when really he is just a piece of shit. He gives rambling lectures about things such as Orioles...not the baseball team...the bird. He is commonly misconstrued as gay due to his excessively large Express only wardrobe. He is a love 'em and leave 'em kind of guy. Commonly referred to as the jackass\!

"My boyfriend just broke up with me over Facebook.." "Man, WHAT A JOEY\!"

Author: Samalu and Emjeku http://joey.urbanup.com/2348247
76. (Joey) (15↑, 47↓)
an ugly, boring, fag, guy that thinks black. has a pizza face

"stop being a joey, and talk\!"

77. (Joey) (13↑, 45↓)
Slang term for a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, derived from the name of their prophet, Joseph Smith. See also, "pole-toucher".

"I'll have a whiskey double." "Sorry, I can't serve that to you." "Why not?" "Because this is Utah, and the Joeys won't let me." "Hey, do you want to go into that great and spacious building with me?" "Sorry, dude, I'm totally a Joey." "Excuse me sir, but why is your hand on that rod?" "Because I'm a Joey."

78. (joey) (12↑, 45↓)
a term for a dis-abled person.. taken from the british t.v program 'spaced'

'Get off me u joey\!'

Author: Ben Dover6000 http://joey.urbanup.com/2749257
79. (joey) (22↑, 57↓)
one with small genitals.

that person is a joey.

Author: 765763257652345238 http://joey.urbanup.com/3576942
80. (joey) (17↑, 52↓)
fag who like men and and stuff up his but

did you see joey at the gay bar?

Author: ill shoot you like a gangster http://joey.urbanup.com/3219983
81. (joey) (47↑, 82↓)
An upper class male or female that buys the best sporting equipement and therefore, gives himself he is a pro and owns the place when in reality he's just a dick with alot of money and no skill.

Dude, the joeys are coming up to the mountain from Long Island today...no freshies for them\!

82. (joey) (47↑, 82↓)
The Joey is a variation of the [batwing] where the skin of the scrotum is stretched out then raised above, just exposing the bellend of the penis.

man 1: JOEEEY\!\! (while exposing the Joey) man 2: god damnit man 1: Thats 4 kicks you faggot\! I can't believe how gay you are.

Author: Steve, invented by Moe often seen by Alex http://joey.urbanup.com/1694648
83. (Joey) (16↑, 52↓)
1. To pull a joey...to hack or otherwise corrupt a computer network 2. Baby kangaroo 3. The soul cause of racism in school house 4. General dropout chinese person who thinks he's the chosen one

3. common misconception that all asians are the same or similar to joey...JOOOOOOOOOEEEEEY\! ffs why are there chinese people in this house anyway?\!? 4. 'im going down for you guys...like jesus did'

Author: . .. ... .. . http://joey.urbanup.com/2091695
84. (joey) (30↑, 69↓)
a queer who likes thinks shoved up his anus is the way 2 go usually has a crack head brother a fat dad and and sister and mom have moustaches and facial hair these kids are usually fat and live near beaners they are cheap.these kids usually dont date girls they go for men and they cant play any sports they like cock. there faverite bands are usually backstreet boy,nsync, or dream street.they sometimes make their myspaces and pretend to have people talk to them to feel good it makes them feel like they just got a huge cock shoved up their mangina.

that queer watching brokeback mountain is a joey.

Author: sexybask6996 http://joey.urbanup.com/2829661
85. (Joey) (34↑, 73↓)
The Joey is a variation of the batwing where the skin of the scrotum is stretched out then raised above, just exposing the [bellend] of the penis. After they see your balls/penis it is critical to insult them for being such a [faggot] while you are kicking them in the ass for looking at it.

Moe: JOEEEY\!\! (while exposing the Joey) Alex: god damnit Moe: Thats 5 kicks you faggot\! I can't believe how gay you are.

Author: Steve, invented by Moe often seen by Alex http://joey.urbanup.com/1717976
86. (joey) (20↑, 63↓)
The term joey means they will do "favours" for people without asking will I get one back or simply saying OK (but all the time)... OK this is fine once in while but a joey is a bully victim in the end and is always doing these "favours" Be it on the playground or in the workplace. A joey will always be a joey. ala the fat bird who holds all her mates coats in nightclubs when there all dancing. Also in Manchester a joey is a word for a taxi.

Pete: Ye I got him to go the shop for my cigs without enough money\! Sandra:Ye an wot? Pete: He came back with a 20 deck an said nout. Sandra: What a joey\!

87. (joey) (19↑, 63↓)
A construction worker.

"Hey Joey\! Hand me that fu*kin' wrench\!"

88. (joey) (19↑, 85↓)
a term for a girls [pooch] because it looks like a kangaroo's pouch

Did you see the joey she was carrying?

Related: joe, cool, awesome, joseph, friends, funny, lol, penis, sex, retard, nigger, cock, dick, xd, bush, dank, fuck, love, mexican, nigga, owned, sexy, skull, steeze, pwned, deacon, hot, kangaroo, spaz, fag, pussy, shit, ass, douche, faggot, gay, idiot, loser, stupid, balls
Last updated: 2012.03.03

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